THE CONCERNING CONCERT
Greetings, it is me the loud guy, and yes, this was a while ago but me don't care. So we will talk about this the date was May 16 and we had a concert about these songs from plays back from the 20 century and Marshall had a part that was a rap he did pretty good. Hey it's me Marshall now, and about what Noah said, I had a rap solo. Anyways that's it.
THE SUCCESSFUL SPELLING BEE
Today was our first spelling bee and in the first 10 minutes it was down to our finalists. And can you guess who is one of them......me, and Marshall. The finals haven't started yet but i'm petrified. Well not really, but me and Marshall might have got the easy words which is surprising. But I will continue this after the finals, which will take place May 30th.
THE TORNADO TRICKERY
It was 8:00 PM and I had no idea of what would happen next. My grandma had told my mom there would be storms during the night, but I had no idea what would happen next. Weather.gov gave a slight risk for storms, but it didn't include where we lived. So I just didn't care, until 11:00. We got a severe thunderstorm warning, and I thought nothing of it. Until I realized one county over from us had a tornado watch. There was a storm capable of a tornado RIGHT OVER US. I started to panic, a tornado watch just got issued for us. I texted my mom asking her what to do. She could have cared less about the storm approaching us. I stayed in my bedroom and waited for the storm to pass. I decided to text my grandma about the approaching storm. I sent the text, then heard a sound. Just about every device in our house went off. A tornado warning had been issued. Not going to lie I kinda over reacted, so I just won't tell the rest. And nothing happened after that.....also I got a video of the thunder.
THE MINECRAFT MADNESS
So you can now stream the actual minecraft movie, NOT the pirated version. I can't imagine how parents are gonna feel when their children ask to watch the minecraft movie, then yell CHICKEN JOCKEY at the top of their lungs and throw buckets of popcorn at the screen. Oh and if YOU want to terrorize YOUR parents by yelling CHICKEN JOCKEY, you can watch it on Apple TV, Amazon Prime Video, and FANDANGO.
THE BOWLING BONANZA
Before I start to say anything, after we do a math test, if you got a 90% or higher, you get to bowl. What I mean by bowling is our teacher picks students for jobs. One gets the ball and gives it to our teacher after someone bowls, one makes sure that nobody interferes with the ball while it is still rolling, and the other one sets up the "pins" which are really just 2-Liters. So you pretend that you are bowling, but instead of a bowling ball it is a basketball, and the pins are 2-Liters. About the, "bowling bonanza" when I was bowling the WHOLE class and when I say whole, I mean the WHOLE class was chanting "MOSIE, MOSIE, MOSIE" at the top of their lungs. Which if you know you know what Mosie is, and somehow when I was bowling I still knocked them all down. When you knock all of the 2-Liters down, you get to choose a 2-Liter and you get to take it home, and obviously I chose COCA-COLA. Now the teacher knows. I'm gonna let you guess what Mosie is.........
THE POWER OUTAGE PLAGUE
So for a little moment the power in our school went out. It was weird because our teacher walked OUT OF THE ROOM and the door CLOSED after the light went out. (Almost) everybody stood up after the lights went out. I sat close to the front of the class, and I basically got a front row seat of the power outage. Funny thing is that I am writing this AT SCHOOL. But the day still went on with generator power, and the lights never went out after that. But I would call that the first time I have experienced a power outage in a school in 7 years. The last time it happened was when I was 5. I was in preschool and I was sitting in the south corner of the room, and the door was on the north side. And all of a sudden, no flicker, the room went dark. The hallway was pitch black. Rooms filled with darkness. My teacher used a flashlight to navigate the halls. And the school day went on....
THE MATH TEST MADNESS
Today, we had a math test, and I’m currently experiencing a headache because of it. I feel like the test was scheduled for the wrong date, as I wasn’t prepared. Fast forwarding a bit, I noticed someone walking down the aisle in our classroom. My friend, Enoch, stopped them and pointed to the back of his math test. On the paper, there were sentences written in a row. Since I was sitting in the back, I couldn’t see what it said. They both started laughing, and the other person walked away, even the people around him joined in on the laughter. At the end of class, our math teacher collected the papers. He took Enoch’s paper and whispered something to him. “Do you genuinely believe they’re in the walls?” our math teacher asked him. Apparently, Enoch had written “Their in the walls” all over his test.
THE SAVAGE SEAT CHANGE
So now in our homeroom, me, Declan, and Enoch sit at the same table. Although we have all sworn to having NO FUNNY BUSINESS at the new table, I still think this seat arrangement is a recipe for disaster. Because I got moved from Declan in Social Studies last week, AS WELL as Enoch got moved away from me in math class, IN THE SAME WEEK, and me sitting next to Enoch didn't even last 3 days because he kept throwing my pencil to the front of the room. So I just don't think that this table is gonna last long, considering we have the most strict teacher of the three. (but he's still my favorite teacher) So, let's just see how this goes....
THE KETCHUP CRISIS
So today at lunch the people who push around the trash cans made an announcement. The announcement was about how they took away the big "jar" I guess whatever you want to call it, and said that the governor of Michigan decided to pass a law on that we can only take ONE PACKET OF KETCHUP instead of the dispenser jar thingy. I think this is absurd, because think about the kids who use ketchup for their chicken tenders and chicken sandwiches. I mean, the chicken sandwiches are pretty big so I don't think that one little tiny ketchup packet is gonna make the cut. And as well you have to drench the sandwiches in sauce to make them even taste decent. But, I guess you could just collect them until you have the amount that will actually work for whatever you need it for. But that's kind of a little weird in my opinion.
It's about our Social Studies teacher again. She moved me away from Marshall for no reason. It was a normal day. Everything was going well in that particular class. Until, the person reading messed up terribly, and Marshall started to laugh. She decided to have a UNNECESSARY seat change. And she quotes "Alright, I'm going to move you guys because you 2 are distracting me!" She tells us to find a seat. At the time there was 3 seats open. She first tells Marshall to move. And he picks a spot next to my other friend, Enoch. I thought we were now at peace. BUT THEN SHE TELLS ME TO MOVE? By the way, Marshall had moved FAR away, so moving me would be UNNECESSARY. She still did. I thought that was going to be my permanent spot. She had never told us so it should be that way, right. NO IT WAS TEMPORARY. teachers.....
So today our Social Studies teacher took away our bathroom privileges because SOME PEOPLE weren't smart enough to give the sign in sheet pen to the person that actually got there first instead of their friend. Me personally, I think this is kind of dumb, because she said that you can't go to the bathroom twice in her class. But I think of it this way: If I need to go #1 at the beginning of class, I can go, cool right? NO because 30 minutes later if I have to go #2, I CAN'T GO. BECAUSE I IF I LEAVE TWICE she is gonna be like, "Why are you going twice?☝ Are you sick? Are you wasting time? Are you trying to be funny?" so yeah, dumb rules. Hey it's me declan now. I most likely was the one who caused this. I AM NOT THE PROBLEM. But I was just trying to go, and there was probably just one person WHO WOULD BEAT ME. This clearly angered me, but they were my "friends," so I let it slide. This happened 5 times before she said anything. And when I went up there to take the pen, AND WRITE MY NAME AFTER 5 ATTEMPTS, she says something.
I finally have a website. A functional website. The last attempts of making a website were using HTML, and using a 16 year old software (iWeb) to make a website. And now I am using google sites. So after 2 months, I finally have a website.
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